Long Inch of Love

how much of a discount do you get from kfc? i know at maccas they give you 50%

import a chimp

my ex has 2 of them and she sends me vids of them, one of them just floats around while happy 10/10

i read that they were critically endangered, did that make them really expensive/hard to find in a store?

i already have a few hmmmmmmm

Update: Thinking of getting fish called Axolotls because i think they're pretty neat:

that would be an amazing idea if i didnt have a dog

what if i adopt a stupid cat

that would actually be really cool ngl, they get pretty big tho and i dont think i have the space

thios is a good idea will do

ship yourself in a small box, i want the meat to be tender and compact. i want it so that i have to remove some bones and slice some tendons to get you out of that box. i also want the box to be see-through

depends, are you ok with being second-best to my dog?

i would love a pet rock but i wouldn't get to spend enough time with it as i'll probably piff it at your ugly head

they are very cute i kinda want some now

now leave and never show your face to me again, begone before i change my mind and send this rooch, you , and all of humanity straight to hell i'll do it i swear to god