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tell me a joke, i will rank it from an array of categories, from;

charm 0-10

irony 0-5

hilarity 0-10

wit 0-5

creativity 0-10

overall score 0-40

winner gets nothing best of luck

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2 hours ago, AtomicRage said:

You!

charm 3/10

irony 5/5

hilarity 4/10

wit 3/5

creativity 0/10

overall score 15/40

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1 hour ago, Long Inch of Love said:

Caring about my mods

charm 5/10

irony 5/5

hilarity 8/10

wit 4/5

creativity 6/10

overall score 28/40

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1 hour ago, Hidekane said:

Caring about MY mods

charm 5/10

irony 0/5

hilarity 8/10

wit 5/5

creativity 0/10

overall score 18/40

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5 hours ago, Anti-Anime Pyro said:

Rawr being a furry

 

charm 2/10

irony 5/5

hilarity 1/10

wit 2/5

creativity 3/10

overall score 13/40

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why did the duck cross the road?

to get grapes from the lemonade stand
 

and then he waddled away
waddle waddle


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32 minutes ago, Carpo said:

why did the duck cross the road?

to get grapes from the lemonade stand
 

and then he waddled away
waddle waddle


image.jpeg.08ddcfa79e8e0e60010003aacd910241.jpeg

charm 7/10

irony 5/5

hilarity 3/10

wit 4/5

creativity 9/10

overall score 28/40

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What do you call a fisherman who is good at luring fish? A master baiter.

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11 hours ago, Anti-Anime Pyro said:

What do you call a fisherman who is good at luring fish? A master baiter.

charm 4/10

irony 2/5

hilarity 2/10

wit 5/5

creativity 4/10

overall score 17/40

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Why is the mathematician always sad? Because the equation to happiness has no real solution. 

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A guy from the city buys a farm.

His farmer neighbor comes over and says, "why don't you come over, we're going to have a shindig for ya. We're neighborly here."

The city guy says, "this is exactly why I moved to the farm. I love this."

The farmer says, "it will be a hell of a good time, there'll be a little drinkin', a little fightin', a little fuckin'.

The city guy says, "that sounds good, what time should I be there?"

Farmer says, "any time you'd like, it'll just be the two of us."

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I was never really good with girls, took me a while to finally have sex -  there was this one who said "Come over, there's nobody home ;))"  So I went over and knocked for 20mins, there was nobody home. - Rodney Dangerfield 

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On 5/3/2019 at 7:02 PM, AAPyro said:

Why is the mathematician always sad? Because the equation to happiness has no real solution. 

charm 7/10

irony 4/5

hilarity 5/10

wit 5/5

creativity 8/10

overall score 29/40

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On 7/20/2019 at 10:47 PM, Yorkie said:

A guy from the city buys a farm.

His farmer neighbor comes over and says, "why don't you come over, we're going to have a shindig for ya. We're neighborly here."

The city guy says, "this is exactly why I moved to the farm. I love this."

The farmer says, "it will be a hell of a good time, there'll be a little drinkin', a little fightin', a little fuckin'.

The city guy says, "that sounds good, what time should I be there?"

Farmer says, "any time you'd like, it'll just be the two of us."

charm 7/10

irony 5/5

hilarity 4/10

wit 2/5

creativity 6/10

overall score 24/40

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18 hours ago, Long Inch of Love said:

I was never really good with girls, took me a while to finally have sex -  there was this one who said "Come over, there's nobody home ;))"  So I went over and knocked for 20mins, there was nobody home. - Rodney Dangerfield 

charm 8/10

irony 5/5

hilarity 8/10

wit 4/5

creativity 6/10

overall score 31/40

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20 hours ago, Stell said:

my drivers test

also ballarat

 

charm 4/10

irony 5/5

hilarity 7/10

wit 5/5

creativity 8/10

overall score 29/40

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