Gandling Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 Respond to the "wish" above you in a way that ruins it! Try and make the wish ruining at least a sentence. Then afterwards, make a wish yourself at the end of your post! Quote Example: Bob: I wish I could fly! Sean: Granted, but only for 3 seconds at a time. I wish I had a life time supply of chocolate! Phil: Granted, but you eat so many you get sick of it and can never get rid of it! I wish I had pizza right now... I'll start with the first wish! I wish I had super powers! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty McKnife Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 Granted, but you can only delete threads like these I wish had the power of the funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neiguex Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 Granted but it is incredibly racist I wish Fortnite was real life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaffy Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 Granted but kids scream at you everywhere I wish MacDonalds was healthy for you 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunch Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 Granted but never gonna happen I wish for everyone to join Lounge Room 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty McKnife Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 Granted but everyone is muted and deafened I wish for Jaylink to say hi to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neiguex Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 Granted but its someone cooler than jaylink Hi I wish for phrog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shredoning Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 (edited) Granted but its the king from Shrek 2 after he turns into Phrog. He coughs and begs for food and water all day confused because he also has Alzheimer's. I wish that there was an advanced VR system like in ready player one in real life. Edited April 22, 2020 by Shredoning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Cat Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 Granted, but it's actually just a cardboard vr thing that you stick your phone in. I wish for a Panzer Selbstfahrlafette I für 7,62-cm-PaK 36(r) auf Fahrgestell Panzerkampfwagen II Ausf. D1 und D2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandling Posted April 22, 2020 Author Share Posted April 22, 2020 Granted, but you can only fire it on the 366th day of the year. I wish to live on Mars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaylink Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 Granted, but you have no oxygen I wish people wouldn't bully me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h1ddenFTW Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 Granted, but peakus will be the person protecting you I wish I could achieve the comedy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Cat Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 (edited) Granted, but you think saying "when did I ask" is funny I wish for a M&J FineShred 3550 fine-shredder - High capacity single rotor fine-shredder Edited April 22, 2020 by Stupid Cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h1ddenFTW Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Granted but every time you use the shredder the shreddening will happen. I wish for a Panzerkampfwagen viii Maus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XLR8 Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Granted but the it doesn't fire anything I wish for FNAF in real life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shredoning Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Granted but you become the man behind the slaughter I wish that the SCP Foundation was real Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h1ddenFTW Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Granted but you see 096 face I wish for long to be staff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XLR8 Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Granted but he never gets out of Tmod I wish to be elite 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandling Posted April 23, 2020 Author Share Posted April 23, 2020 Granted, but only for an hour, causing suspicion within BattlEye resulting in a permaban. I wish to never gain weight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altra Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Granted, but you lose 50kg a day till you are extremely underweight and become paper I wish to live in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, Anglesey, Wales Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XLR8 Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 (edited) 4 hours ago, Gandling said: Granted, but only for an hour, causing suspicion within BattlEye resulting in a permaban. I wish to never gain weight. Jokes on you Mordhau doesn't use battleye Granted but you teleport back home every 2 minutes I wish that this thread didn't exist Edited April 23, 2020 by [TM] XLR8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandling Posted April 23, 2020 Author Share Posted April 23, 2020 Granted, but then I posted it again and it resulted in the exact same way. I wish there were supernatural beings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AAPyro Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Granted, but they form a caste system where humans are at the bottom I wish I can pull out whatever I want out of my pocket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shredoning Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 granted but you can only wear moss green cargo shorts. I wish that every wish after mine will not be corrupted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neiguex Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Granted, But instead of being corrupted they have a wacky side effect I wish that you get a good night sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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